It is the duty of every patriotic America to cough as much as possible in Donald Trump's general direction until this is over.
Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus. I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus. Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives

11:57 AM · Mar 27, 2020

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Replying to @the_moviebob
Jeremy Corbyn must be feeling pretty good that he lost in hindsight
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Replying to @the_moviebob
I think they’ve made purposefully coughing on people an illegal arrest-able offense in the UK at least, so you may only have a little time left. But if I had the virus myself I would gladly make out with Trump for a full hour. (Oof, just made myself throw up there)
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We honour your sacrifice.
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Didn't he tell the Secret Service to ban anybody who coughs from the White House grounds
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Small price ro pay
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No way Trump self isolates
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Replying to @the_moviebob
If trump gets sick enough to need a ventilator he wont be able to speak or tweet. While I would not wish illness on anyone, the thought of that blessed silence is tempting.
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